Virgo (August 23-September 22)
April Horoscope



The total lunar eclipse in Libra on the 4th is going to spotlight some element of your financial situation. This probably has to do with tax season approaching and you would do well to take some extra attention this year. If you work in a job that allows you to take cash make sure you have documented and claimed all of it. Getting paid under the table might seem like a good idea until ”they” notice you.

Jupiter goes back into forward motion on the 8th after being in his retrograde phase since last December. Jupiter is currently acting as your protective ambassador and as he moves forward he will run into the second most beneficial planet Venus (who is actually in a conjunction with Mars in your solar chart). The 12th house is all about our dream world as well as secrets and clandestine dealings. You may be very comforted by your dreams now and they can show you insights into your life. This is also a romantic energy especially since it is joined with Mars. Because the 12th house rules institutions, such as the institution of marriage, I expect a few of you will decide to tie the knot. This is also indicative of hidden admirers. Be careful until they decide to introduce themselves because until then they are just another stalker.

Pluto moves into retrograde motion on the 16th so your focus may be lessened in some area of your life. Your solar chart indicates that this energy may involve your children, as well as love affairs, entertainment, speculative ventures and your artistic interests. If you are a creative sort this is a good time to finish a project that was either too daunting at the time or you lost interest in for some reason.






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Virgo (August 23-September 22)
2015 Yearly Highlights


As I sit here in my Eagles t-shirt in the middle of the night listening to “Tequila Sunrise”, I acknowledge that I have waited until the very last minute to finish these missives to you and that you, my Virgo compatriots, are my final entry. I intrinsically know why I do so. The lot of a maligned soothsayer is bent at best. We know…and WE KNOW…and we are so wrong sometimes it is laughable. Makes us a bit quirky. I don’t look at the charts of people for whom I play a part in their life anymore. It hurts too much. Mine included. Yet, here we are and here I am. A double Virgo for which even a measly little generic solar chart carries weight by sign. So… Here. We. Go.

You are protected this year by the benevolence of Jupiter. This is not a small thing, this is a huge thing my lovelies. Jupiter is my personal chosen mascot for a number of reasons, primarily because he has the most potential for bringing good things and good people into our lives. Even when he is bad, he gets it over quickly. He doesn’t make you suffer like planets such as Neptune, Pluto or Saturn do. Suffering is my least favorite attribute of the human condition. I’ve seen his work. I hate him for it.

Jupiter will lend to you an opportunity which is in direct opposition of those closest to you. These people include your spouse, your best friend and your business partner. In some cases it will bring a partner into your sphere that is quite unlikely. I say this as “Simon and Garfunkel” come onto the scene in my earbuds. These two gentlemen are the epitome of this energy. Beautiful music, dysfunctional relationship. Regardless, it is probably a good idea to pursue it even with its faults because you will make beautiful music together.

Taken alone, the Jupiter conjunction to your solar sun is a fabulous auspice. This is protective and decent and helpful. Don’t become arrogant with it. This is Jupiter’s worst attribute. If you can, be benevolent, definitely do this. Also, no second trips to the buffet.

Your money house says that the only way you will gain financially this year is through your intellect. Which is, contrarily enough, a no brainer. The communication sector is friendly to you and is definitely worth pursuing. As is any intellectual endeavor from writing to research. In fact, you are supposed to do this. The north node beckons you quietly here, but his summons are less inviting than that of the south node. The node of the past. Of all that is easy and expected. The easy road lies in the past, perhaps family money or even from a partner. The sirens song of the south node only works for those who are blessed by all they’ve accomplished or by the struggles from the past. Really Virgo, it doesn’t matter. You got this. I don’t know a Virgo who hasn’t done more than their fair share and overcome an awful lot. Our lot is to serve or suffer. We do it gladly. Like a moth to a flame we do the hard stuff and never even think about it. Keep writing, keep reading, keep analyzing your situation.

You do have one area of your communication which appears to be a bit austere. Perhaps you know a few things that others in your life would prefer you would just shut up about. If you are talented enough that this is an issue you can give them a lot of assurance that they are so boring that you wouldn’t even think about writing about them, except perhaps in fiction. Even then, they would merely be a character actor no one would remember. Your neighbors and extended family are not folks you want to have much to do with this year. They don’t like you. Mostly they are afraid of you. Let them wallow in their own problems and absolutely do not allow them access to you. Make them prove they are trustworthy will have your back no matter what. Mostly make sure they aren’t annoying you on purpose, because there really is no good reason for it except perhaps the attention they get for it or worse yet, personal gain.

One of the last big movements in your solar chart is that of the moon to the pinnacle of your solar chart. The ancients say this is a foreboding of fame or infamy. Virgos, in general, are not fame seekers. This isn’t to say we don’t like attention and as any life form, we can thrive in it. Give a plant water, nutrients and humidity and it will be a happy camper. Therefore, if you are talented and praiseworthy, you may be in the spotlight. I wish you well. Virgo, listen up. This is your year. If your works are exceptional they will be noticed. Such things scare the bejebers out of me but you are made of much better stuff than I am. You are special. Believe it. Relish in it. You haven’t had such good auspices in over a decade. Live it, love it and allow yourself happiness.

Lastly, there is a bit of a freaky thing in your solar house of secrets. Looks like a couple. Hugely creepy couple. Spies, mercenaries or some such. Sneaks are not worthy of your attention and you should do everything you can to annihilate them. From another perspective, perhaps you have taken on a love interest or financial scheme that you are hiding. Yes, it is hidden now, but it is pure slime. I have a personal anathema against anything you have to hide. Secrets only beget sadness and guilt. If you can’t do it in the open, then it will eat at you. Secret love affairs are a bad idea this year, as is hiding money. If you can be honest and put your love in the open, well, then this is your year Virgo. I doubt you will have another like this in your life. I implore you to pursue your gifts, your loves and your life to the utmost of your ability. I give you my blessings my soul mates. May you find someone who fulfills you and makes you happy. We really can’t ask for more that after all.




Virgo (August 23-September 22)
2014 Yearly Horoscope


Your new solar chart has a few changes which hopefully will bring some good things your way. It is unfortunate that your ruler, Mercury, has left your solar first house. You had additional power in your communication, analytical and communication skills, so this may be one of the negatives of this year’s solar chart. However the moon has also vacated the 1st house, which I think is probably a plus. So we will call this a draw.

However, there is some truly wonderful news for your solar 1st house in that Venus, planet of love, money, charm, beauty and friends will just barely cross over your solar ascendant. Venus will give you protection from any malcontents who might be lurking in your world. You won’t be unassailed, but their evil doings won’t be able to hinder your positive reviews. I would advise that you find out who these malcontents are and lay bare their vices and foibles given theirs have to do with Neptune, planet of liars, con men, thieves and degenerates.

Venus will give you added attracting abilities and an element of protection to your health. If you work in a field involving beauty, decorating and even finance you will do quite well. You can charm your way into any board room and not just because you are a pretty face. Venus being in Virgo means you actually have analytical and intellectual skills as well.

Mercury moved out of your solar 1st house and into your house of money. You may be communicating about your finances more this year. If you need to make money, use your intellect and communication skills to rake in the big bucks. You might also be asked to do a little contract work.

The north node has landed in your solar 2nd house with Mercury, making it necessary that you spend some time focusing on your finances. You may not be comfortable in this realm, but it would be good to understand a little more about investing and such.

There are a few tribulations in your house of roommates, commutes, teachers, vehicles, mobility, extended family, neighbors and short trips. For every step you take forward you will take at least one back. The people you deal with are likely rather severe, mean or perhaps even beyond a Neanderthal level of obtuse. I wouldn’t waste a lot of time dwelling on these things, it just isn’t worth the trouble.

If you have creative talent you will be able to focus on this area of your life again this year. If you are a writer, detective novels would be a good bet. Whatever your talent is you may be a little intense about it. Since this house also rules entertainment and investments you may want to mellow out a little about the newest movie or video game coming out.

If you have kids you need to be aware they are probably going to be a little obsessive in some way. This is actually fairly normal for a kid to be involved in some whim or another, often to extremes. I guess it is all those raging hormones. For the most part if you just let them be it will pass with little more damage than holes in your walls where they pinned up their latest heartthrob. One area you might want to watch out for is your child being picked on, or picking on others. If you have several kids, make sure the older one is not bossing the younger one around too much.

Your 6th house has the planet of emotions within it. Virgos have the disturbing mantra associated with their sign that says they must “serve or suffer”. I don’t like this, but so far I have not seen the lack of truth in it. The problem with this kind of service is that often you just can’t see an end to the problems or you can’t get the predicaments of your fellow earthly souls out of your head when you go to bed at night. From my perspective, which is one that is trained in service, the bottom line is that many people, not all, but most, are in the situation they are in because they have made choices in their life that led them there or did nothing to get them out of the terrible dilemma in which they were born. This isn’t their fault necessarily, but more importantly, it isn’t yours. Being emotionally moved about another’s plight is certainly a worthy and very human response to seeing the suffering of people. Finding a way to help these people is a wonderful aspiration. But don’t let it take a negative toll on you. You can’t help anyone if you lose your perspective.

You may work with someone this year who is very nurturing or who is emotionally unstable…perhaps both. They certainly are not mutually exclusive. It goes without saying that you probably don’t want to spend any more time with this person than necessary. Also, don’t let people with a life sucking force get near you. You are still operating on a somewhat sensitive level this year and you can’t afford to waste your energy on one of these vampires.

Make sure you keep hydrated this year if you are out in any kind of extreme temperatures or if you participate in sports. The moon rules the bodily fluids, as well as the breasts and stomach. You may find you have a few tummy ailments this year which can probably be traced to a liking for some type of foreign cuisine, too much stress or medications.

Neptune is still in its own sign of Pisces this year, which is one of the nicer items of note within the cosmic world. This planet is still in your house of business partnerships, best friends and marriage.

Those in committed relationships may find that they are aware of the others thoughts without speaking, which is a lovely occurrence when it happens. Others may find that they don’t understand their partner the way they used to, and if you are of the older set, this might stem from your partner having a decline in their health. Almost everyone has a few memory problems as they get older, so while it is not what we want to have happen to someone we love, it certainly isn’t unusual. Do what you can to mitigate the effects and put some measures in place to keep the problems it causes at a minimum. Making lists helps with day to day activities.

For those looking for a long term mate, you may be reacquainted with someone you knew only in passing several years ago. You will be attracted to those who seem somewhat mysterious. They might have big eyes the color of water or deep, dark and fathomless. This can be a true love match, so take the time to get to know them if you can.

Others will have problems with their mates which take up the very negative attributes of Neptune and are some of the worst for relationships as they encompass lying and using others. This probably will only happen for a small percentage of Virgos since few are able to fly under your flim-flam radar. Don’t write off a somewhat odd and evasive sort too quickly as they may just be a deep thinker and bring you some of the most sublime happiness in your life.

Uranus, keeper of weirdoes and chaotic scenes is teaming up with the south node in your house of power this year. You still have a great deal of charisma because of this, but I wouldn’t use it overmuch since the south node is prone to making gifts we overuse rather off putting.

Your taxes are a bit of an oddity this year and you need to pay special attention to whomever you have doing them for you. They may be brilliant, so don’t breathe down their neck, but they also might be a little fast and loose with the deductions, and these can turn out badly for you.

Your career house is empty, but that doesn’t mean there is nothing going on in it. In fact, you are blessed in having Mercury making sure you get rewarded for whatever you are doing career wise. If you are looking for work, communications and jobs requiring some sort of travel are good areas to look in to, as are the beauty and hospitality industries.

You have Lucky Jupiter hiding out in your house of secrets all year. This isn’t the best place for him, but it certainly isn’t the worst either because he functions here as a sort of guardian angel. This is because Jupiter is quite at home in this house, liking to do his good works in a more anonymous fashion from time to time. If you have problems and you can’t quite figure out what is going on or who the culprit is, Jupiter is wonderful at being your champion and knocking a few imbeciles heads together who deign to mess with one of his peeps.

You can have very extravagant dreams this year, perhaps even cavorting with angels or talking to people you admire. Make sure you write your dream wanderings down upon waking because you can glean many insights from them.

I hope you will have an absolutely fabulous year, with fun and prosperity raining down on your world. Please remember to say a prayer for those who are less fortunate, especially the kids with cancer.





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