April 2017 Monthly Horoscope
Mercury, Saturn and Pluto are all going retrograde this month and the only bright spot for you will be that Venus will be moving back into your sign, briefly before it moves back into Venus towards the end of the month. Unfortunately, Venus is a bit of a weakling when faced with these kinds of odds. Yeah. Love conquers all. Really. I actually believe that. But look at all the failed marriages and money grubbers out there. Both are Venus venues. So enjoy a bit of lightness of being when it wafts your way. You might even meet someone that completely obsesses you for a bit.
Mercury retro is going to make your commute a real pain in the rumpus. Or your neighbors will be annoying, or more annoying. You may hear from your kidís teacher and she may be less than pleased with your progeny. Make sure your mode of transport is up to snuff, as in get your tires and such checked.
Saturn is scumming up your career sector. The old guard is having a hard time letting
the younger ones take the reins. Probably a good thing since the younger ones may be pompous asses with no business acumen whatsoever. Regardless, expect some problems at work and an increased workload. This would be a great time to take on a project that needs a lot of planning to initiate.
Also be wary of your group affiliations and those that wield the power there. You may be bumping elbows with some really (self) important types. Either avoid them or put a censor on your mouth. Yes, I know this is ludicrous coming from me, the woman with no sensors anywhere, but then, people may be trying to harm me, perhaps kill me. I get to be blatant in my espousings, donít ya think? (You may read more about it on the home page if you are interested).
2017 Yearly Horoscope
You have one of the most changed charts for 2017 that I have seen thus far. You have left behind much of the disention that you may have felt in 2016. This likely came from a best friend or partner that was influencing your decisions much more than you might have wished.
The biggest change for you comes from your house of partners, spouses, best friends and litigants. The last one may have made its presence known last year but may have turned out quite lucrative for you, especially if you have just cause for your actions.
You have a very full house of personal identity, which is also the persona that you wish to portray to others. This is often a rather sticky wicket area for a number of reasons. Therefore having a lot of planets visiting in this area can cause some element of problems of a personal nature and unfortunately this can include health problems or cures.
There are a couple of points we astrologers use that are basically the harbingers of our fate. You have one of these points, called the south node, sitting on your solar chart ascendant, forturnatly with your benign ruler in distant tow. And this happens to be opposing the other side of this force of destiny that is traveling with your solar chart moon, the most emotional, natural and nurturing force in the universe. What does this mean? Honestly. I dunno. It will mean something vastly different for each of you. Though I do think that some element of this energy will effect you in a public manner. Make sure you have your most responsible and respectable face upon you.
The south node is really difficult for most of us because it tells where where we are taking the easy route. The one where we are comfortable and we don't have to challenge ourselves. The Universe hates that.
Now remember foremost that this energy is seen in a generic solar chart. It is playing out in your natal chart, but i know not where because of where we find it in the solar chart, I know it is very pertinent for your future somehow.
Some thoughts. Looking for a glamorous lifestyle is probably not your best path. Being the spokesperson for a group that is less than aboveboard is another "nope". Lying? Just please do. not. Want to be a sea captain? Another no. Shipping, oceans and such things are not a good trip for you this year. Wait a year to buy that boat or ship or yacht.
If you are already working for the good of others, you may be doing so to a point that it is harming your physical vitality. You can't sacrifice yourself for a cause and drain yourself emotionally and survive.
You will have lots of opportunities this year to take part in endeavors that involve the public and making money. Some of you could meet the woman of your dreams and wish to marry. Some will unexpectedly come into a bit of money that will allow you to truly do something fabulous.
Just be careful of your overall health, avoid areas that seem to be sketchy and before you travel abroad check the World Health Organizations for what nasty diseases are lurking where you must travel. (This needs to be something you do all the time if you happen to travel often).
And always remember: Sometimes opportunity is brought to you by the opportunistic and sometimes it comes upon the wings of angels. May they carry you to your dreams this year!
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Pisces (February 19-March 20)
This year will bring you a mysterious allure and bring the focus to you in a very personal way. Your mobility and communications will be featured and you may need to keep some of your thoughts to yourself if you work in a public arena. Mostly you may find that you and those in charge of your career have some differing viewpoints.
As a Pisces you feel things before you really understand them. You are the most adept at this of all the zodiac, besides perhaps Cancer, who will have a definite gift here this year. Those who understand the undercurrents that elude others will have a field day this year. You moon being in Capricorn is difficult for your discerning much this year because it appears your biggest concern is a financial one and you canít operate on a spiritual level if you live solely in the material one.
You will have people pandering at you for your attention and wanting you to assist them in some type of opportunity. In some cases you may be able to help, but in most cases you really canít, so just donít get involved.
Your big gift this year is that you might meet a partner that fulfills all your requisite needs. I might add that you wonít likely get a better chance at it than this year for a long while. You will be invited to join professional societies and the like and you will be in high demand for all of your talents. Therefore, you will be seen in the best possible light and can make you seem very desirable to someone special.
Along this same vein you do have an indicator that the Universe is requesting that you do try and find a significant other that you can live out the rest of your life with happily. If you donít have a special someone you have been with for some time, then maybe you need to be a little more generous and kind or just to reassess what you are looking for in a long term relationship.
As far as your career goes, expect some pretty major competition to come your way, as Mars sits upon your solar chart midheaven. Mars is in Scorpio during this skirmish and this person is vicious. However, they will likely make you much better at our job. You may want to take a class or do some networking to make your resume better than theirs.
Jupiter is conjunct the north node in your solar 7th house which will bring you lots of opportunity to make a lasting connection in your life. This is a very special person because of the house it is falling upon and is indicative of a marriage or at least a contractual agreement. Realize that this person has something you lack and can make you a much better person. There actually is much to suggest this could be a long lasting relationship so if you wish to have someone with you in your golden years, you may want to seriously think about what your life looks like after your career and kids are gone.
Saturn is another story altogether and he is sitting in our solar house of career. This is a continuation of an energy that was with you last year. Youíve worked hard to get where you are and no one really can do more than that. Still your bosses are going to expect more from you. I wouldnít put up with much of that since it is obvious you are so much better and more talented than anyone you work with, so just quietly line up your next big job and know you are the most talented one there.
2015 Yearly Highlights Horoscopes
The New Year will bring several new energies to you, the first of which will impact your solar chart house of money. Last year brought some changes in your income streams and these will still be with you in 2015. However, this year you are receiving some assistance from Venus, which will bring better opportunities your way, and Mars who will make you look for them if they donít come fast enough. Mars will make you more aggressive in pursuing money and combined with Venus you might think about going into some sort of sales, maybe even as a side job. Selling beauty items or things that the status oriented are drawn to could be a good area for you to make a tidy little sum. Because of the strong Martian influence, sporting venues and ticket sales to these entertainments are an even better option.
Last year your family and home were causing you to be somewhat emotional, perhaps someone moved out or you had to move away from a place you really loved and where you were loved. Some may have been thrilled with a new home or a new addition to your family. This year should be quieter and you can enjoy or get used to the changes being wrought in your home life.
Your job responsibilities are probably going to expand this year, but these will likely be enjoyable responsibilities and have the potential to bring you a great deal more money if you play your cards right. You should enjoy your co-workers and even some of your bosses. These people will be helpful and generous. You are very lucky in your immediate environment and even in your routines. The people who work for you in a domestic capacity, your dry cleaner and your barista are all worth knowing and can be quite helpful.
If you arenít married, this year will bring you someone that definitely stimulates your emotions, even if they spend a lot of time criticizing you and you them. Remember Jr. High when the girl or boy was pulling your pigtails or blowing spit balls at you? This relationship may not be the most mature one you have ever had. There is a nurturing aspect to it however. If you are looking for a mommy or a daddy figure in a relationship, maybe this is it, but I find this doubtful. I donít think this person really wants to play that role and you would be better off pursuing them from a less needy direction.
Saturn, the planet of timing, hard work, difficulties and discipline is sitting at the pinnacle of your chart. I have to say this is the least favorable part of your 2015 chart. Your career achievements will be based solely upon your willingness to work very hard and perhaps in a position of subservience. Yeah, no one wants to hear that. The only caveat will come if you have already established yourself, in which case you may make a bunch of money due to previous hard work. If you are in a position of authority, you need to be a benevolent leader and not take Saturnís hard line unless of course people have proved that they deserve it. No one wants to work for someone who is an evil despot especially if that is how he gets his kicks. People want to follow someone who they feel will protect them and who values what they do. If you become a leader in your organization, please remember that working hard is done differently by different people. Some folks can get a job done in 2 hours and be gifted in their delivery while others can work for a week and give you something that is purely average. Learn discernment in your leadership and teach it to others as well. You of all people have the ability to intrinsically know people. Donít assume, and try your deductions so that you know they are accurate. Then teach this methodology to those you see will make something of themselves.
The other side of this is for those who end up being in a leadership position where your position could be likened to the saying that your function is merely to ďrearrange the chairs on the TitanicĒ. If there is some hope that you could turn the company around, then you definitely need to do so. This wonít be easy and you are going to have to work your ass off. However, it isnít likely that it is just your career on the line. My guess is there are a lot of people working for you who very badly need their job. Sucks when the only thing between someone making their mortgaging and defaulting is you.
This year is obviously one which things may not come easily for you. You know what? Thatís okay. Some of lifeís best rewards come from the things we work the hardest for and lament about in the dark of night. Take care of yourself for those who rely on you. This is your function this year. People need you. They need to know you are there and they need you to be their boat in a storm. Many blessings to you for the role you are destined to play.
2014 Yearly Horoscopes
Often when I write to you I wish to say things which would be, letís say, overly honest. Yes, dear Pisces, I actually can be harsher than I sometimes am. Scary is it not? I know you are a sensitive soul, and I will honor this as much as possible. But I also know you can sometimes be a bit deluded. You just donít wish to see it or feel it or do it so you pretend like it doesnít exist. For the love of God, quit that please. You drive the practical earth signs to distraction and make the fire signs snort blazing embers. Not to say that the dirt signs do not ignore things, it is just that we do it better than anyone because we bury it out in the gardenÖin the dark of night where we can deal with it personally but donít have to acknowledge it openly. The combustable signs? Well, they just flare up and obliterate anything they find uncomfortable or distasteful. However, you, my fishy friends, drag it into the depths where the water is murky and just conveniently forget where you put it. Donít feel bad. The blow hard signs do essentially the same thing as you, but they take get rid of it by yapping it to death. Everyone has their armor.
2014 is a year which you will be more distracted than normal. Your ruler is giving you an additional dose of ambiguity, and either you are coming across to others in a vague manner and confusing them, or you are not sure of yourself for some reason.
During Neptuneís retrograde time it is best for those with strong influences from this planet and the sign Pisces to take extra time to make decisions. Muddled thinking is very probable and there could be developments in some area of your life which are not readily seen that can make decisions you make less optimal than if you had waited until the end of the year. Therefore, take the most decisive actions in your life either during the first five months of 2014, or wait until December or early 2015.
You will be visited by the ghost of ephemeral wounds which cannot be adequately discerned but which will haunt you just the same. This isnít likely to be a helpful addition. The best outcome I can think of is that you will take a leadership role either looking after those who are infirm (possibly needing a wheelchair), or you will need some extra help yourself getting around. Hey, you know what, that is absolutely not a big deal. Houses can be augmented, bathrooms upgraded, kitchen counters lowered, all of this is doable. As long as you keep your wits about you there is nothing to worry about other than a little dust from the modifications. Donít get all freaked out and move to some creepy communal place in a fit of fear. Keep your autonomy as long as you can, unless you actually were into the communal thing in the 60ís and want to do it again. You know what else? People love you. If you need a little help I will lay odds you can find someone pleased as punch to give you a room. You already have those big, luminous fish eyes making everyone want to coddle you, just donít overuse it so they decide to sautť you in butter.
Uranus is hanging out in your money house this year. This can go either way. If you need to make a good living, computers, electronics and inventive types of things will be the most lucrative. Doesnít hurt if you are a genius, and if you are, you can get a really lucrative assignment, contract or other opportunity now.
If you have an older child (first born) who has a lot of talent, you two need to mix it up. You have an inventive spirit and some truly gifted insights. They have pure talent. Put them together and you can come up with enough money to see you both into a higher tax bracket. Oh, and if you and this particular child usually donít do any more than yank one anotherís fur out at holiday gatherings (i.e. you behave like animals) you will make twice as much money if you donít kill each other. Good luck with that.
You need to get out of your neighborhood to get the goodies of life this year. The south node is insisting you travel a little further afield. However, you should take a piece of home with you. Someone to nurture you, or maybe you just need a nice big homey RV that you can pack up with all the quilts and fluffy accoutrements that make you feel comfortable. Oh, and donít forget the fish tank. All Pisceans should have a fish tank, even if you just keep kelp and seaweed.
Your eldest child may cost you a lot of money this year (assuming you donít hit the big time with them as I mentioned above). This kid has a gift. Please do whatever it takes to see that they develop it. Every single piece of flesh on this planet has a gift, some are small, some large and some have several tiny ones that when put into a bundle makes a truly amazing specimen of humanity (oddly these people are called polymaths). I think the worst thing we can do in this life is hold someone back. The second worst thing we can do is push someone towards something you want and they donít.
In some cases this amazing talent is your own. A conflict or competition may cause you to hone your skill to a fine edge this year. Or you might find a comrade in arms to collaborate with and open up one anotherís view, expanding both of your potential.
You will have many opportunities to date this year, people who are probably fun and may even have some influence. However if you are looking for a permanent life mate you wonít likely find one while you are out on the town having a good time. Your best potential for a long term romance comes at work or with someone you meet while out running errands. Another option would be someone you get to know at the doctor or veterinarianís office.
You have some animal magnetism tugging at you. There will be an impetus to do things that may make little intuitive sense. This overt energy is trying to pull you into some larger activity: One that will likely take you far from your home and try and impose discipline and/or dogma upon you. Doesnít sound that great to me either, but we canít summit the hill if we donít decide to climb the thing in the first place. You may be rewarded for your efforts, but Saturn is in attendance and I wouldnít trust him to know what it is you really want even on his best day, mostly because Saturn isnít really about caring in general. This is likely something that will only pay off in the distant future. Yes, you should probably do it, but donít expect to enjoy yourself. This is a bit of a sticky wicket. If you are young and get an opportunity to go to college, then you really are supposed to go. It will pay off in the future at a time when nothing else can save you. On the other hand, if you are older and are offered an assignment in a foreign country, make sure they are paying you upwards of triple your salary before you acquiesce.
You may find you have some powerful friends this year, or one whose office is located upon the banks of the river Styx. You can tell the difference pretty easily and do whatever it takes to ascertain if they are a creep or not. This same potential may manifest with your oldest child. If your kid is a teenager and you live in a place where gangs are a problem, make sure your child doesnít begin hanging out with these types.
If you are someone who likes belonging to clubs and groups this year might be the year to join one if you wish to rub elbows with someone important. Avoid anyone who appears fixated on you however.
You have some lovely secrets this year. You might have a secret love, or just find an extremely satisfying intellectual endeavor. The best option points to both.
I hope you will have an absolutely fabulous year, with fun and prosperity raining down on your world. Please remember to say a prayer for those who are less fortunate, especially the kids with cancer.
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