MAY 2018 MONTHLY HOROSCOPE
[If you don't normally read the Monthly Highlights section you may want to this month because Uranus' movement into Taurus is a very important energy shift. Also it will retro back into Aries and I give those dates there. Uranus is an immediate energy and those dates may be significant for you personally as well as nationally.]
Your ruler is once again set to cause some havoc in the world. This isn't your fault. But as Uranus is moving signs into Taurus you will feel this energy most of all. Fortunately Uranus doesn't change signs very often, so you don't have to deal with his powerful whimsy that often either.
Uranus is entering Taurus the middle of this month and he will cause some sudden changes or chaos or some very ingenious thinking to occur in the realms ruled by Taurus. The biggest bonus is that Aries tends towards aggression and sometimes that can be detrimental due to its impulsiveness. With Taurus we have the opposite problem, as Taurus has a plodding temperament and often ruminates about something for so long that the impetus to accomplish it disappears.
The great thing about Taurus is that it is a very cozy, comfortable sign and it is indicative our being able to get our needs met. When used appropriately this energy will bring you the things you desire in life...in your case this can also enhance your desirability. Taurus rules the beauty industry and all things pretty and status oriented. And herein lies its fallacy. We all need good food to eat, a comfortable home where you feel safe and a few pretty things to inspire us to carry on and carry forth. What we don't need are a bunch of high priced items that aren't really for us but for those that we wish to impress or keep up with and prove that we can. Sometimes taking us into debt. This is the biggest problem with this energy. I hope you do not get caught up in it.
It is no secret that credit card, mortgage debt and car payments are the bane of modern existence. All of Europe and North America are drowning in it, unless they are being individuals and aren't enmeshed in the herd following mentality that makes people want the next big thing on the market. People just don't need a new phone every other year. Not only that we are using up some of the rare earth metals that while we may have enough of, they are located in dicey places where the attainment of it puts people at risk or they aren't compensated well for these dangerous jobs. Plus, we are depleting a resource that takes a great deal of time to replenish. Not only that, but all these companies that sneakily push being "green" down everyone's throats are contributing to this by putting out products that aren't even that much better than the previous design and in some cases are worse (I still miss XP dammit).
Then we throw all of these unused products into a drawer and eventually a landfill so that dangerous metals seep into the earth and pollute it further. So I don't want to hear any smack from the electronics companies who hype up their next new great thing and get the herd followers to buy it and say riding their bicycle to work makes it okay. If they even think about it. Which I doubt. And don't even get me started on why we have to have umpteen different chargers for every device. Or why parts for vehicles are more universal. And why we aren't allowed to fix stuff ourselves.
We are all contributing to the demise of this planet and I am no different, so I don't hold myself or my lifestyle out as a beacon of how anyone should act or be. I am just telling you what the Universe is telling us at this given point in time. Personally, I love fast cars and don't own anything but a v8 engine. (My cars are ALL over 10 years old). Because I want to be able to get out of the way of the other idiots on the road if I need to and believe me, I sometimes have need of this power. And don't give me any crap about electric cars being better. Where do you think electricity comes from anyway? Coal and nuclear. Yeah, nuclear is cleaner...Fukushima or Chernobyl anyone? I'm just imparting why the Earth is crying right now and where it is going to impact us.
This is what Uranus in Taurus is about. Taurus is OF the earth. Perhaps we should all put our feet more firmly in it. We ain't getting off this rock. How about we take care of Her and show Her we Really love her. Then she will love us back in spades.
Guess what? You are in charge of this Aquarius. In your case pay attention to the water. You are the Water-bearer even if you are an Air sign. Pay attention to both.
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2017 Yearly Horoscope
Your chart is much less intense than last year, so hopefully you learned a bit of whatever the Universe was throwing at you in 2016. You have the gift of gab my friend. You always do, but this year it will be quite useful for you. You are a lovely person, and the Universe will bring you luck just because you are you. Don't try so hard. You are wonderful without any preamble.
Your finances are still strangely foggy. The south node has taken up residence here on your financial axis, so if you have gotten shafted a lot in that area in the last few years, look for that to be over. If you have mislead others in financial dealings, then get ready to get your ass kicked and soundly. Sorry. Fate and Destiny are very interesting bedfellows. And you really don't want to mess with this energy in a less than respectable manner.
If you are single you can meet a great couple, probably though a neighbor or an extended family member that can introduce you to someone absolutely unusual and wonderful. Someone that makes you think and brings the spark of life into your world. Of course, you may not be out of a relationship yet, and if so, you may want to make sure you are free of it before you delve into another one. Yeah, I know. Shit happens. Just don't let it happen on someone you used to love. Bad karma. Bad Golden Rule. Just bad juju altogether.
However, this looks like someone you can make a real relationship with and is relating to your house of second marriages. Of course the house of second marriages is also the house of in-laws, religion, international business and university studies. So don't go looking for something to mess up what you already have. That is the fallacy of half the world. You may just want to take a really cool vacation with your neighbor or a distant family member. Hey, I bet they are up for whatever you are needing. They will always want to help you. No. Matter. What.
Your 2017 is wide open my friends. There are all kinds of options open to you, not the least of which is to just Believe in something bigger than yourself. Even if we can't prove it is true, what is the harm in hoping this world is not all for nothing. That it has some sort of intrinsic meaning. That our lives MEAN something. Because I'm here to tell you they do. Every selfless deed you did, every person you helped, every little animal that you got safely across a road or fed when they were sick, no matter how small: Whenever you stood up to people bigger than you and did the right thing when no one else would, even if it cost you...especially if it cost you. You WILL be blessed for this.
OMG. Fame dude. She is sitting on your midheaven. If your life is in a place where that isn't likely to happen then this means that you will likely get a job in a nurturing profession or one that deals with smaller bodies of water and kids and families and Homes. Not just domiciles. I'm talking about actual places of warmth and love. But for many of you, you can really become important in your field. You probs already are. And you BELONG there. Of anyone, you are the thing that makes this world worthwhile. Or you could be. You are the humanitarian of the zodiac Aquarius. Even the little things you do can help mend this world. Please help heal it.
I'll discuss this more later in the year. But this energy is all that is wrong with the world AND all that actually is keeping us spinning because it is all about stability. Seriously. And it is hidden in your new solar charts 12th house of every wonderful intrinsically natural and pure element of the universe, faith oriented, but we are signaling a lot of dogma here too.
Wanna know what your chart really says? You have the moon at the top of your chart and it is in the egalitarian sign of Libra. Anyone noticed that the women of the world are being treated like chattel still in some places? The Ladies of the world have noticed and we ain't happy about it. I'm here to testify we have a brain. And we can take you down, but we don't want to be like the imbeciles that want to control us. We just want to make you better. Because we love you. Though God knows why.
Throw down your arms. If not for my words, then for the words of your daughters that don't understand why the world is so intent on destroying the ideals of those of us full of flowers and rainbows. I have never understood what was so wrong with that. They won't either and they will hate you for it.
I have an international audience. I know I have reached a few people out there. I believe some of them have come to find me. For what purpose I am unsure. All I know is that I survived, so maybe they were angels. There are angels among us. Of ALL Faiths, nationalities and creeds. Maybe if we expected to find them in our travels we would. I hope you always have one on your shoulder.
Well, if it is any consolation your chart doesn’t look as bad as many of the others I have encountered tonight. However, this does appear to be a year where things will either be difficult or just have a lot of hidden agendas. Look for subterfuge and a lack of transparency. This is especially perturbing if it has to do with financial dealings or love affairs. Either of which are interesting prospects if you are the one hiding such a thing.
Financially you have some element of glamour which will assist you in attaining your wishes. Your contacts are very powerful and can offer you a taste of some real financial success. Your partner may be part of this and could be offered a great opportunity to fill up the family or business coffers.
In your career, you will be focusing all of your energy on making sure you get noticed. This will be harder if you are younger or if you come in as someone in a position of authority. This is not unusual, no one likes a new boss so just do what you have to do to make sure you meet your quota or whatever it is you do to show what you do is relevant.
Your friendship house is full of women and older people or those who work in a field where being in the public eye is part of their day. Your best bet for making lasting alliances is with older people. Especially those who are well traveled and who are also well educated.
Be careful of entering into any business endeavor this year because it appears you don’t understand the full story or have all the information for which to make an informed opinion. You partner may be able to assist you in gleaning information, but it looks as if their ideas may not be the same as yours. In which case you should look into what exactly their motives are.
2015 Yearly Highlights
You must speak your thoughts, ideas and knowledge this year Aquarius. You will be thought of based upon how you present yourself and the philosophies that you bring forth. If you are in a position of leadership you need to think very hard about the message you want those following you to hear. Most of all, you need to be truthful in what you portray to others. If the company is in trouble, tell those under you. If they have an agenda, let your workers know what it is and why. People will work harder for someone who lets them know what is going on, and if they don’t agree with it, then they can make the decision to leave. Which is okay too.
You have a great deal of competitive energy in your solar money house. This is good if you need incentive to make money, but not good if it makes you put money above other things. Life is hard Aquarius. Other people will always have more than we have. Your kids will never be able to truly compete with other people no matter how much bloody lucre you pour into them. You have opportunity this year to make money. Don’t waste it on superfluous things. Don’t give in to the irrationality of childhood dreams. Save your money. Save it for something important. Whether or not you have the newest Iphone is irrelevant. That said. Bless you parents who buy your kids all the stupid stuff that makes them feel like they belong somewhere. How else will they ever learn that those things are not what make us loved? Let them learn if you can afford it. If you can’t, absolutely take a hard line about it. Show them the family budget and let them figure out how you are going to make ends meet or save enough to eventually retire.
The biggest change in your chart for 2015 has to do with your 7th house, which rules your marriage, your business partners and your best friends. If you aren’t married I think perhaps you will meet someone who makes you think about tying the knot. You have an abundance of excellent emotional energy in your house of partnership this year. Your feelings will be strong, and probably a bit exuberant.
You could meet a partner, either romantic or business, who is generous to a fault. They might even offer you a situation that is not to their advantage, but to yours. Normally I would say to walk away from this kind of generosity as there are usually huge strings attached. But I am a cynic and if ever you were to find someone who is truly generous and obliging to others, it might be now. I cannot leave this though. Run this partnership through all the various hoops before you believe it is sound. Then, thank them and your lucky stars to have found it.
The next change in your solar chart has to do with your house of international business, legal entities, in-laws, philosophy, religion and higher education. The north node is a point of beckoning, and more strongly so, its counterpart the south node because what it offers is easy and familiar. The north node is the one we are supposed to follow, and the south is the one that weaker souls adhere to because they dislike being uncomfortable. Who can blame them? But the Universe does not bless us when we keep to the things that are not a challenge to us. The Universe wants us to branch out and find out the world’s differences. No more prominently than when he is placed in a 9th house, as is your lot this year. Distant travel, going back to school to further your education at university or spending time with strange people are all part of what you are supposed do. What you are supposed to learn is beyond my ken, but learn you will. Take the easy way out and you will eventually find some sort of a sticky wicket.
Old friends or groups to which you used to belong to could re-enter your life to offer a boost of some sort, perhaps a recommendation to a prestigious group or some such thing. Or perhaps you will join an affiliation which has some members who are quite a bit older than you are. In some cases you could lose contact with a well-established group that you relied upon in your life. There is a saying, I have no idea where it comes from but I think I learned it in Girl Scouts… “Make new friends but keep the old, one is silver, the other gold”. If you can, keep your old friends.
As the world dawns upon 2015 it is changing more rapidly than most of us can keep up with or are perhaps comfortable. You, Aquarius, are most adept at dealing with these changes and you need to lead us into this new and unfathomable age. Please do so with grace, kindness and honesty.
2014 Yearly Horoscopes
You still have all the emphasis on making money this year, just as you did last year. However there is one change, Mars, planet of competition, aggression and drive has left the house and moved into your solar 9th house. We’ll discuss the implications of that later. You still have Neptune, Mercury and Chiron in your solar 2nd house. Neptune and Chiron are traveling the skies together this year, as they were last year. This energy describes aptly the number of war veterans returning with disabilities. You may be supporting one of these brave souls this year in some way.
Neptune is not a good planet to have in your financial domain in the normal course of things, but thankfully he is happier now because he is in his sign of Pisces and operates much better like this. Still, if you have a difficult Neptune placement in your natal chart be apprised that you will still be bleeding money this year. Keep a tight rein on your spending and check the books if someone else manages them for you to ensure their bookkeeping is not sloppy, or worse yet, that they are hiding money.
Mercury is still giving you better skills at analyzing how to make money. If you are looking for a job one in communications, writing or even a job that requires you take a lot of short trips are all your best potentials.
Your ruler is still lighting up your immediate environment and networking ability. You will likely have a great group of people you can exchange ideas with, and there might even be a few true genius’ among this group. You can learn a lot from them, even if they do seem a bit quirky at times. Being an Aquarian yourself, quirky is your middle name so you already have a lot in common.
You might change roommates, your commute might not be as sedate as you’d like, with things changing from week to week. Keep your vehicles in good working condition as you might experience unusual engine problems or some other issue.
The moon is making home a nice place to be for most of the zodiac, but you have the south node giving your problems with your house, past, wife, least dominant parent, your mother, immediate family or some real estate endeavor. To further exacerbate the problems with the debilitated moon it is also in opposition with Mars. Family squabbles can erupt in very public ways, you may have to move due to your job or if you are college age, you might be accepted to a college far away from your family’s home. Your family may have a very hard time with you leaving.
Others will break away from a family in haste and probably after a very big altercation of some type. Obviously this is not the best scenario, but the Universe appears to wish you to learn via the “hard knocks of life” method. Thankfully this will only be true for this year.
Be careful when traveling overseas as Mars can indicate unrest in a country. Even if the country you visit is peaceful, you may run into some very nasty types so be on your guard at all times, especially in the case of females with children.
The same energies are present in your career sector as was there last year, so hard work is still on the agenda. The north node is still indicating you should be taking on projects which take you out of your comfort zone and learning things that do not come easily to you. The up side to this is that there do appear to be a few more rewards this year.
Hidden in your house of secrets is some interesting energy. Your power is at a low ebb with power planet Pluto… yes, he’s a Dwarf now…you wanna make something of it?...in your most hidden house. Venus is conjuncting Pluto though, and this can be a big help for most of you. I would definitely take a second look at your finances with this energy.
A potential positive from having Venus and Pluto in your house of secrets is that you have something of an “ace in the hole”. Most likely this is in the form of a friend or lover (female at any rate) who can do things for you behind the scenes which you could never pull off on your own. This house is also indicative of secret enemies and this one will be a very potent one and the issue at hand is likely either money or an affair of the heart.
Speaking of affairs of the heart, you may meet a secret love this year. This person is likely a bit older or of a more austere personality. They also might work as an engineer or some other Capricorn ruled profession. This will be a romance made for the big screen, one that has an intensity you may have never felt before, and won’t likely again. Enjoy the breathless excitement Aquarius as love like this is not the norm.
I hope you will have an absolutely fabulous year, with fun and prosperity raining down on your world. Please remember to say a prayer for those who are less fortunate, especially the kids with cancer.
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