August 2014 Monthly Horoscopes
There is some blockage this month in the form of a Mars/Saturn conjunction. This isn’t a rare thing, but it is a royal pain in the ass. And you have it at the uppermost sector of your solar chart. This is tying in with your house of secrets and appallingly large workplace holdings…like the government and its colossal mountain of waste due to cumbersome infrastructure and antiquated business practices.
If you are in college or are traveling internationally you could be antagonized to the point of losing your temper. As long as you don’t get bat crap crazy, this is the thing to do. At least within reason. Make sure you have a good argument and absolutely don’t “lose” your temper. Righteous indignation will win every time.
Later in the month a business partner, your spouse or best friend may have a problem with what is going on at home or the amount of money being spent around your home. This might also be indicative of any of the above mentioned people spending way too much time or money on houses, family or maybe even antiques.
As the sun moves into your house of taboo subjects, I will bring up to you what I have lamented upon to several of the other zodiac signs. The world and its populous is giving off some rather disturbing vibes. There are indications that history could be set to repeat itself. The long and the short of this is that it isn’t likely that God is going to bless this particular waste of time, resources and proof that we didn’t learned a damn thing from the events that passed not even a century ago. Read Aries if you want to hear more on this. Uranus, your ruler, is housing Aries and this has been the harbinger of some of the unrest in the world. I said it when it entered your sign, I reiterate it now.
Suffice it to say, the world is “getting pretty big in the window” to quote Tom Hanks in Apollo 13. Watch your backs my friends. Do all you can to save our World. And part of that relies on realizing that some people do not wish us well. I’m speaking to all of you out there in the Western world. All of those who wish for freedom and the opportunity to fulfill their dreams; and hope the same for all our worldly brothers and sisters. Barring an agreement of this amongst the world’s populace, we are doomed to losing our way of life or at least having to fight for it again, perhaps quite soon.
I watched a news show (The Five: FOX) the other day where they were interviewing some ignorant 20-something with her shirt falling off her shoulder and her bra strap showing. She said we need to be nice to everyone. Stupid bitch. You make all women look like morons. To the rest of my gender, please don’t be this girl. She was born before 9/11 and is obviously completely devoid of the ability to read the world news. And little girl, guess what? They will kill you just for the way you dress. They won’t even get around to the fact you aren’t of their religion. And please never get near me and speak of this because I’ll have to throttle you. (Actually I won't, I rarely interact with strangers, especially stupid strangers).
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2014 Yearly Horoscopes
You still have all the emphasis on making money this year, just as you did last year. However there is one change, Mars, planet of competition, aggression and drive has left the house and moved into your solar 9th house. We’ll discuss the implications of that later. You still have Neptune, Mercury and Chiron in your solar 2nd house. Neptune and Chiron are traveling the skies together this year, as they were last year. This energy describes aptly the number of war veterans returning with disabilities. You may be supporting one of these brave souls this year in some way.
Neptune is not a good planet to have in your financial domain in the normal course of things, but thankfully he is happier now because he is in his sign of Pisces and operates much better like this. Still, if you have a difficult Neptune placement in your natal chart be apprised that you will still be bleeding money this year. Keep a tight rein on your spending and check the books if someone else manages them for you to ensure their bookkeeping is not sloppy, or worse yet, that they are hiding money.
Mercury is still giving you better skills at analyzing how to make money. If you are looking for a job one in communications, writing or even a job that requires you take a lot of short trips are all your best potentials.
Your ruler is still lighting up your immediate environment and networking ability. You will likely have a great group of people you can exchange ideas with, and there might even be a few true genius’ among this group. You can learn a lot from them, even if they do seem a bit quirky at times. Being an Aquarian yourself, quirky is your middle name so you already have a lot in common.
You might change roommates, your commute might not be as sedate as you’d like, with things changing from week to week. Keep your vehicles in good working condition as you might experience unusual engine problems or some other issue.
The moon is making home a nice place to be for most of the zodiac, but you have the south node giving your problems with your house, past, wife, least dominant parent, your mother, immediate family or some real estate endeavor. To further exacerbate the problems with the debilitated moon it is also in opposition with Mars. Family squabbles can erupt in very public ways, you may have to move due to your job or if you are college age, you might be accepted to a college far away from your family’s home. Your family may have a very hard time with you leaving.
Others will break away from a family in haste and probably after a very big altercation of some type. Obviously this is not the best scenario, but the Universe appears to wish you to learn via the “hard knocks of life” method. Thankfully this will only be true for this year.
Be careful when traveling overseas as Mars can indicate unrest in a country. Even if the country you visit is peaceful, you may run into some very nasty types so be on your guard at all times, especially in the case of females with children.
The same energies are present in your career sector as was there last year, so hard work is still on the agenda. The north node is still indicating you should be taking on projects which take you out of your comfort zone and learning things that do not come easily to you. The up side to this is that there do appear to be a few more rewards this year.
Hidden in your house of secrets is some interesting energy. Your power is at a low ebb with power planet Pluto… yes, he’s a Dwarf now…you wanna make something of it?...in your most hidden house. Venus is conjuncting Pluto though, and this can be a big help for most of you. I would definitely take a second look at your finances with this energy.
A potential positive from having Venus and Pluto in your house of secrets is that you have something of an “ace in the hole”. Most likely this is in the form of a friend or lover (female at any rate) who can do things for you behind the scenes which you could never pull off on your own. This house is also indicative of secret enemies and this one will be a very potent one and the issue at hand is likely either money or an affair of the heart.
Speaking of affairs of the heart, you may meet a secret love this year. This person is likely a bit older or of a more austere personality. They also might work as an engineer or some other Capricorn ruled profession. This will be a romance made for the big screen, one that has an intensity you may have never felt before, and won’t likely again. Enjoy the breathless excitement Aquarius as love like this is not the norm.
I hope you will have an absolutely fabulous year, with fun and prosperity raining down on your world. Please remember to say a prayer for those who are less fortunate, especially the kids with cancer.
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